Everyone’s favorite spooky holiday is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with a list of some of the very best sex scenes from horror movies! If there’s anything I love more than a good horror film, it’s a good sex scene within a horror movie. You’ve seen it a hundred times; a guy and a gal are running from imminent death when suddenly they get the urge. The urge, to fuck. Is there a storm outside and an eerie banjo playing in the distance? Let’s drop our guard and commence the humping! Not that I’m complaining. As I said, there’s nothing I love more than a steamy sex scene in a spooky horror flick. Let’s begin! (in no particular order)
- Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth (1992) Featuring Aimee Leigh and Kevin Bernhardt. What’s sexier than banging a hot lady while a horrifying statue of an encased extra-dimensional being looks on behind you? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Does Pinhead allow them to finish or does he pull off some next-dimension cock blocking? You’ll have to watch to find out.
- Excision (2012) Featuring AnnaLynne McCord and Jeremy Sumpter. Need more blood in your sex? Was Elizabeth Bathory your absolute favorite female serial killer growing up? Man, you were a weird kid, but this movie has a scene just for you. Just think of how hard it will be to clean the sheets after this kinky scene.
- Campfire Tales (1997) Featuring Ron Livingston and Jennifer Macdonald. Is that the guy from Office Space plowing some woman doggy style in the back of a bitchin’ RV? It is! You’re welcome. Don’t get too attached to this sexy couple though! Something is stalking them in the woods, and you’re gonna need more than a restraining order to handle this kind of monster.
- Raw (2016) Featuring Garance Marillier and Rabah Naït Oufella. The movie title alone suggests some hot action but it’s not quite what you think. This college girl has a unique kind of hunger that only meat can slate. Am I referring to actual meat or is that just a clever euphemism? Watch and see! There is a pretty hot sex scene in it though! Watch it though, she’s a biter.
- Don’t Look Now (1973) Featuring Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie. Prefer your sex scenes to bring you back to the ‘70s when life was simple and bush was in? Wish you could see Kiefer Sutherland’s father getting busy?? Gross! Then you’d love the weird naughty scenes in this classic horror film.
Now that you’ve got your list of movies ready you can grab your popcorn, drop your pants, and enjoy being simultaneously spooked and randy. There are so many more movies to list but let’s be honest, by the time you’ve gotten through watching all of these, I doubt you’ll have the energy to keep going.