Whelp... we can officially turn flip the calendar from August to September and you all know what that means. The end of Summer is nigh, school is back on, no more lazy afternoons spent vegging out poolside, working on that tan that's never gonna come, leaving you a bright red sunburnt mess (I'm using sunblock, Mom, I swear!). And even though we are compensated with the glorious return of football, it's just not the same. Well... even though the temperature outside has begun to cool down, that doesn't mean the heat ISN'T on. If you wanna keep it hot, check out the latest skin-tastic releases in the latest...

SEXFLIX: The sexiest streaming movies & shows coming to NETFLIX, HBO GO, AMAZON PRIME, & HULU in September 2017

Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Ever since Jennifer Connelly showed up in Career Opportunities at that Target store lookin' all sexy in that white tank top, I've had a not-so-secret crush on Jennifer Connelly. It's crazy shocking that she somehow didn't voluntarily rip her own clothes off when she saw David Bowie's giant codpiece in Labyrinth, but she more than makes up for that lake of nudity as a much more mature woman in this bizarre Aronofsky experimental film about a bunch of junkies.
(Netflix  – September 1)

The Amityville Horror (1979)
One of the scariest movies ever, it also contains one of the most underrated nude scenes in which Margot Kidder takes off her pants, unbuttons her top and then, for some reason, stretches in front of a mirror before being startled by Bob Vila (Ok, not really Bob Vila)
(HBO Now – September 1)

Sea Of Love (1989)
Whoooo Ah!!! Way back when, Al Pacino was locked in to all the roles that required a gruff,  disgruntled, probably alcoholic tough guy with obvious demons in the 'ol closet. Sea Of Love just happened to be the pinnacle of that character profile although you could make the case for his turn as Tony D'Amato in Any Given Sunday. Sea Of Love also gave us the lovely Ellen Barkin in all her glory. Barkin, coming off working with Mickey Rourke in Johnny Handsome, was probably done with rapidly aging badasses... until '92, when she hooked up with Jack Nicholson in Man Trouble.  
(HBO Now – September 1)

Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (1973)
It's not porn if it's a foreign language film.
(Amazon Prime – September 1)

A Virgin Among The Living Dead (1971)
It's not porn if it's scary.
(Amazon Prime – September 1)

Sex And The City (2008)
Who would have thought redhead Cynthia Nixon would be the only one of the four who got naked? No Kim Cattrall, no Sarah Jessica Parker and no Kristin Davis. I guess to make up for it, the Director found three other women more than happy to show off the goods including Ryder Skye, who's big turn was in the 2009 masterpiece Pimpin' Pee Wee.
(HBO Now -  September 1)

Carrie (1976)
While the recent remake was pretty good, nothing beats the De Palma classic. Sissy Spacek, before she went completely batshit insane at the end (spoiler alert), spent a majority of the movie taking showers and baths. But she wasn't the only one. Naturally there was a bunch of hot school mates prancing around the locker room like they were auditioning for Debbie Does Dallas. And this happens like right away, as in during the opening credits. So if you wanna see hot '70s nude chicks and don't wanna have to wait for the rest of the movie, this movie is perfect for ya.
(Hulu -  September 1)

Indecent Proposal (1993)
Demi Moore is married to Woody Harrelson and they have lots of hot, naked sex. Then he gets stoned and Demi decides she wants to be with Robert Redford. Ok, that's not exactly what went down but it sounds more romantic than Woody pimping out his wife to get out of a gambling debt.
(Hulu – September 1)

She's Gotta Have It (1986)
The original Spike Lee Joint, She's Gotta Have It stars Tracy Camilla Johns attempting to juggle being in sexual relationships with three different men. All three men, of course, vastly differ with one being a well-mannered gentleman, one a model and one an obnoxious, Spike Lee-wannabe played by... you guessed it... Spike Lee. Johns, best known for her role in Tone-Loc's “Wild Thang” video, seemed to enjoy showing off her awesome tatas, giving us, the viewer, a real understanding as to why she would have so many suitors.
(Netflix  – September 1)

River's Edge (1987)
Woah! So this one is a little bitter-sweet. On the one hand you have former actress-turned-renowned-music video producer Danyi Deats naked throughout the whole film. Like literally she's naked from beginning to end. In fact, the movie is based around Danyi and her naked body. However, and here's the catch, she's pretty much a dead naked corpse throughout. That's it. You get some great full-frontal shots of her, but, again, she's not among the living. I'm not talking zombie here. Just a rotting, decaying body (spoiler alert!). If that's your thing, then this Keanu Reaves drama is for you.
(Amazon Prime – September 1)

Surfer, Dude (2008)
Well alright, alright, alright. Matthew McConaughey really stretches his acting chops for this surfing stinker. It's like if McConaughey's character from True Detective decided to just chill on the beach getting stoned and waxing poetic with Dazed And Confused's Wooderson instead of becoming a detective. If you can stomach Matthew being Matthew then you'll reap the benefits in the form of former model K.D. Aubert, who first shows off with a sexy outdoor shower striptease and then later can no longer resist the charm of a guy who apparently has an I.Q. of 69 (Nice!).
(Hulu  – September 1)