Summer is now in full swing so you now have even less reason to stay indoors, bundled up in front of a TV, feeling guilty about being so reclusive. May as well make that minimal time count, and we here at Woodrocket feel it is our duty to help in that department. How you say? Well, simply by scouring the interwebs, finding for you, our faithful fans, the best boobs, butts and beyonds on all of your favorite streaming sites. If you're gonna work up a sweat, why not do it in front of a TV screen instead of sitting outside in 100 degree weather? Logic, my friends. And with that said, let's dive right into...

SEXFLIX: The sexiest streaming movies & shows coming to NETFLIX, HBO GO, AMAZON PRIME, & HULU in June 2017

Money Train (1995)
Back in the mid-nineties, life was weird. Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson were a credible on-screen duo (White Men Can't Jump anyone?) and Jennifer Lopez was barely a blip on the boner scale. Money Train was a so-so film about robbers, but the real breakout stars were J-lo's nips making their feature debut as she rode Woody Harrelson's money train... if you catch my drift (They did the wild thang).
(Hulu – June 1)

Playing It cool (2014)
When he's not off saving the world as Captain America, Chris Evans is struggling through one bad relationship after another (I may be mixing movies here). That is until he meets some girl from True Detectives (Now i'm adding TV shows to the mix). I guess they live happily ever after, I stopped watching once the super hot Aubrey Plaza put her clothes back on and left the screen. If you don't know who she is, she was the super slutty one in Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.
(Netflix – June 1)

Free The Nipple (2014)
Ok, so this is kind of cheating. Here's a movie about women protesting about the unfair double standard between men's nipples in public and women's. Free The Nipple is based around the FTN protest in the Summer of 2014 when women went about granting the wishes of horny New York men everywhere by disrobing in public. It may not come with the sexiest of premises but hey, public nudity is public nudity!
(Hulu - June 9)

Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Some movie about Shakespeare with writer's block, along comes Gwyneth Paltrow to “unblock” him, if you knowwhatImean. It's funny, the former Mrs. Chris Martin never struck us as someone who would be totally cool with be naked all the time, but you know what? She's naked ALL the time. Dame Judi Dench does not get naked in this so whether or not that helps or hurts your cause is entirely up to you.
(HBO NOW – June 1)

Desperate Hours (1990)
Kelly Lynch started out as a model. Then she got naked in a little film called Road House (Not the last Road House mention in this article). Then she showed her boobs in a hundred more films. It never got old.
(Amazon - June 1)

Blue Velvet (1986)
Blue Velvet is one of the most badass movies of the eighties and it sure as hell didn't hurt to have an UBER sexy Isabella Rossellini prancing around completely naked, showing off every single curve on that body. Kyle MacLaughlin also stars but unfortunately doesn't get an awkward lapdance in a strip club from Elizabeth Berkley.
(Amazon – June 1)

Murder at Midnight (1988)
Before the world went crazy for mediocre vampire movies (Thank you Anne Rice), there were sporadic TERRIBLE Vampire movies and this one is no exception. But, if there is something that ALL vampire movies have in common it's the fact that you're gonna see some boobs. Sure, it doesn't have the sweaty sax player from Lost Boys, but no movie is perfect (except for Lost Boys).
(Amazon  – June 1)

Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)
You can always tell in a series when the writers start running out of ideas when they start throwing in a bunch of gratuitous nudity for the hell of it. It happened in the Three Men and a Baby series and it clearly happened with Harold and Kumar. Not that that's a bad thing of course. From Crystal Mantecon, whose previous break was in Road House 2 (I shit you not, there was apparently a sequel), to Claudia Pena, who I guess was so satisfied with her “Jacuzzi Girl” role that she never felt the need to act again, this movie is filled with no-named talent who hate clothes. It's no wonder Kal Penn got a spot in the White House staff not long after this.
(HBO NOW – June 1)

2 Days In The Valley (1996)
It's time for the monthly installment of “What James Spader movie is going up this month?” (Seriously, check out the last couple of Sexflix articles). 2 Days in the Valley, however, is filled with other random names such as Eric Stoltz and Danny Aiello, but you know who else is in this movie? Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron. And when I say they're in this movie, I mean they're in this movie. The movie itself sort of blows, but does it really matter?
(Hulu  – June 1)

Desperado (1995)
God bless you Salma Hayek
(Hulu - June 1)