Summer is creeping up on us, and the only thing that’s lurking any harder is the crew at Woodrocket as they look for skintastic mainstream films for YOU! We’ve once again taken to the interwebs like the sensual detectives that we are and found that latest offerings from all your favorite streaming sites. This month is a ménage of different types of nudity, from tasteful avant-garde art films to the sexual freak of Dawson’s Creek. So sit back, grab some Kleenex, and a waterproof remote control and prepare thyself for:
SEXFLIX: The sexiest streaming movies & shows coming to NETFLIX, HBO GO, AMAZON PRIME, & HULU in June 2016
Mulholland Drive (2001)
We’re all big David Lynch fans around here, so regardless of the amazingly hot sex scenes, this movie is an A+ mindfuck in our humble & horny opinion. You’ve got Naomi Watts and Laura Harring sucking each other’s titties like there’s a lifesaving antidote in those nipples. BONUS: this is one receives yet another of our coveted Pussy Naked awards for both women so you know damn well this is a top notch nudical motion picture.
(HULU – June 1st)
Casual season 2 (2016)
It’s a weird series about a two siblings that move in together after having their respective relationships go sour, and it’s actually an incredibly well written look at hook-up culture in your 30s/40s. But there are also lots of titties. Different titties in each episode, but we are particularly partial to Diora Baird’s titties, so we recommend you watch those first.
(Amazon prime– June 7th)
Orange Is The New Black Season 4 (2016)
I mean, it’s a series on Netflix about a women’s prison. It’s got sex, nudity, and girl fights. What more could you ask for? Naked sex fight, you say? IT’S IN THERE.
(Netflix– June 17th)
The Boy Next Door (2001)
J-Lo lets ‘em breathe! There’s actually more nudity from Lexi Aktins but then you’re all like “who?” and we’re all like “’xactly”. Now, we only get a brief glance at them Jennifer Lopez nips but hey, in a movie with one star you take what you can get.
(HBO GO – June 15th)
Rules Of Attraction (2002)
Dawson has left the creek! James Van Der Beek attempts to shake his squeaky clean image by playing a drug-peddling sexual-predator! Jessica Biel gets down to her panties and snorts coke! Kate Bosworth shows a nipple! What the heck is going on with these kids? We don’t know, but we approve.
(HULU– June 3rd)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2002)
Not 100% on this, but we’re pretty sure that Eva Green spends as much time nude in this Frank Miller directed flick as she does clothed. And that’s just perfect because we all know Eva Green is a knockout, and we all know that this movie is simply not very good. Juno Temple also shows some skin, Jessica Alba does some stripping without taking her clothes off, and Rosario Dawson looks absolutely fierce in her hitwoman/crimelord/dominatrix outfit. But it’s still not good movie.
(Netflix– June 22nd)
The Wrestler (2008)
Mickey Rourke hasn’t been much to look at for a long time-- but he’s acting his balls off in director Darren Aronofsky’s critically acclaimed sports drama. “But why do we care?” You don’t. Us either. Just giving you a little backstory for what is one of the greatest moments in celluloid history: Marisa Tomei nude. If you grew up in the ‘80s it goes without saying that you’ve always wanted to see Ms. Tomei in the altogether and, boy-oh-boy, the wait was worth it. Also Andrea Langi gets banged in a bathroom—but you have to watch a blonde-mulleted Rouke do said bangin’.
Still worth it!
(HBO GO– June 1st)
That’s it for this time, crude believers, but join us back here next month when we spotlight the top-10-full-frontal-male-penis-nudity scenes in films from the 1940s! Until then, I’m Locke Van Kemp and I miss you already.
“Locke” is the writer of several nationally syndicated & critically acclaimed comic books, countless published short stories and the occasional questionable low budget movie. We at Woodrocket don't condone Locke's insanity, but we sure as hell enjoy reading it.