Words By Rain DeGrey

Nobody does fetishes quite like the Japanese. The more outwardly repressed a society is, the more perverse their sexual practices are going to be. And the Japanese are masters at repression. The day to day effort of saving face and following the endless Japanese cultural rules and restrictions means at night there is some serious door knob licking going on. Yes, actual licking of actual door knobs, a fetish that happens to be called Doorknob Shojo. Curious as to what others perversions they have come up with over the years? Wonder no more! Woodrocket proudly presents the top five unusual Japanese fetishes out there.

Face farting
In the rigid culture of Japan, women are not supposed to fart. Ever. To do so would be extremely humiliating and cause one to lose face. Of course, that which is forbidden is all that much more attractive. Out of all the suppressed farts arose the fetish of women farting in men's faces. The stinkier and louder the fart the better, naturally. This fetish is usually practiced in a closed room to help really seal in the smell. Even as you read this, somewhere there is a drunk Japanese businessman moaning in pleasure as a woman grinds her ass into in face and lets one rip.

Teeth
The Japanese fetish Ha Daisuki translates to "tooth love" and it is exactly what it sounds like: a love of teeth. Not teeth doing nice things like not scrapping a dick or something, no just teeth hanging out in a mouth. Brushing teeth, flossing, chewing gum, exams and checkups are all part of what makes the Ha Daisuki boners stand at attention. Who knew flossing could be such an erotic act? The Japanese, that's who! Advanced teeth lovers go particularly wild for Yaeba girls, aka women with pronounced canine teeth. Canine teeth are supposed to signal youth and attractiveness, and those born without those cute canine upper teeth can go so far as to have fake teeth added on by dentists to up their sexy factor.

Hair cutting
For most of us, getting a haircut is just part of the maintenance that one has to do with having a human body. Nothing particularly exciting about the act... unless you are a haircut fetishist. Haircut fetishists go mad for watching a woman's long hair get cut and they don't need any nudity or penetration in their porn, thankyouverymuch. Videos of actresses wearing wigs and teasing the camera with their long flowing tresses before sitting down and getting it all chopped off is what does the trick for them.

Cat slapping
Cat slapping is a Japanese version of cat fighting where women slap other women in the face. That is the whole premise. In these pornos, women wander the streets until they see a slap-worthy face, and then they haul back and let loose. We are imaging that the hunt for the face to be slapped is the foreplay and the actual slap serves as the orgasm. Or something. We are only guessing here, not being cat slapping fetishists ourselves. Hopefully the civilian woman getting biffed on the street by the porn actress being filmed is also in on the movie.

Door knob licking
That's right, you dirty girl, get down on your knees and open up your mouth hole wide for that... doorknob?! Yup. Doorknobs being licked by young innocent looking models with wide open mouths and tongues all over hard protruding... okay, okay, we are actually starting to get this one. it didn't make much sense at first, but holy shit that could get sexual pretty quickly. We are just hoping the doorknobs got wiped down after their tongue bath. What a minute. Why is this doorknob all wet?! Never mind, we don't actually want to know. Towel please!

Rain DeGrey is a veteran performer with over eight years in the industry who is blessed with both an extremely open mind and a very twisted sense of humor. When she is not being a Professional Naked Person she keeps herself busy as a writer, educator, and performer. For more Rain DeGrey, go to raindegrey.com, raindegrey.net and @raindegrey on twitter.