By Layne Hunters
The ‘90s are arguably my favorite decade to date. The music was great no matter what genre you were into, the fashion was… well, we made some faux pas (JNCO'S anyone?), but the TV shows were, for the most part, top notch. Most of the TV moms from this decade were hardly what you would qualify as hot, but to quote Jim Carrey in the Mask, some were smokin’! These are the hottest TV MILFs of the ‘90s.
Peggy Bundy (Married…With Children)
If you want to be technical, Peggy was both an ‘80s sitcom MILF and a ‘90s one. She was tall, wore skin tight pants and leopard tops. She also happened to be a fiery redhead. I don’t think the carpet matched the drapes, but who cares! She was sexually frustrated, so you know when Al was at work putting shoes on fat chicks’ hooves, she was getting down in one way or another.
Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis (Full House)
Between the brain-numbing catchphrases of the Olsen Twins and the always annoying Dave Coulier (What the fuck did Alanis Morissette ever see in him? It must be a Canadian thing.), the only saving grace for Full House was the introduction of Uncle Jesse’s girlfriend and eventually wife, Rebecca. She was hot, wasn’t trashy (You just know she had a wild side), and also had a cushy job as the co-host of Wake Up San Francisco. Why she ever hooked up with a struggling musician with a mullet, we’ll never know.
Carol Foster-Lambert (Step by Step)
By the time the ‘90s rolled around, Suzanne Somers was already getting up there in age, but the former Three’s Company star and Thigh Master mistress was a hot divorcee MILF on Step by Step. Even two decades later, Suzanne Somers is STILL a MILF. I think she actually might be a GILF at this point!
Midge Pinciotti (That ‘70s Show)
Hot Donna’s mom was, well, she was pretty hot! What she lacked in cognitive abilities, she made up for it in sexy looks. What did she ever see in Bob?! Midge was played by Tanya Roberts who was also on a REAL ‘70s show - Charlie’s Angeles.
Debra Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
I never liked this show. A TV screen showing a colonoscopy has better comedic timing than Ray Romano, but his wife Debra, played by Patricia Heaton, was easy on the eyes. Debra was a bit too perky and came off as a bitch most of the time, but Everybody Loves Raymond was a show that if you had to watch (usually on a domestic flight), you usually did it with the volume off.
Dr. Quinn (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman)
Dr. Quinn was a badass who could rock a leather cowboy hat better than Bret Michaels (Although that’s not saying much) and could probably kill a man with her bare, extremely sterile and freezing cold hands.
Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
Her voice may get on your nerves, but Lois Griffin is pretty hot when compared to other animated moms of the ‘90s. She hasn’t aged one bit since she made her debut in 1999 (probably because of her being a cartoon and all) and her snarky attitude really amps up her sex appeal as opposed to Marge Simpson who is mellower with her attitude. Red hair > Blue Totem pole hair.
Lorelei Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
OK, so Gilmore Girls technically didn’t debut until 2000, but I believe the pilot was filmed in 1999, so I’m putting Lauren Graham as Lorelei Gilmore on this list anyway. Lorelei was the epitome of MILF. She was hotter than her daughter, and she looked like she could have been her older sister (Ah, the perks of being a teen mom). She could also fire quips and random pop culture phrases faster than IBM’s Watson.
Layne Hunters is a Boston born, certified organic, tomboy femme lesbian. When she's not creating smut for us, she's producing and writing films (of the non-humping variety). She has worked as a blogger for numerous websites, and as a copywriter for the wine and spirits industry. Yes, she can get free booze. No, she will not hook you up. Listen to her shenanigans at hourofthunder.podomatic.com