By: Layne Hunters

While he now may need a little blue pill to get the job done and perhaps isn't even in control of his bowels anymore, there was a time when your grandfather was a young and energetic horndog who couldn't go more than 60 seconds without thinking about sex. Try to get THAT image out of your brain. Here's a list of some of the hotties of yesterday that prompted him to be whackin it in a foxhole.

Betty Grable
Even though she was famous for her million dollar legs, I have two words that TRULY describe Betty Grable: Dat Ass. Betty was famous for her pin-up shoots in which her back would be turned to the camera as she peaks over her shoulder, smirking. She was a platinum blonde bombshell who looked innocent, but you just know she wouldn’t mind you finishing on her face.

Marie McDonald
When your nickname is “The Body” you’re either hot-as-fuck, or a retired pro wrestler. Thankfully, Marie McDonald was the former. She started off as a shitty B-movie actress, making appearances in such classics as Getting Gertie's Garter, but it wasn’t until her pin-up shoots in the wartime magazine, Yank (great name) that she got her big break. Curvy with legs longer than a giraffe’s neck, Marie McDonald was certainly jack-off worthy.

Rita Hayworth
Picture this. It’s 1941 and Japan just bombed the fuck out of America. What’s on your mind? Wanting to rub one out to a picture of Rita Hayworth in a black negligee of course! The strawberry-blonde starlet was known to help a soldier out or two and was a frequent fixture on USO tours and war bond ads. She also acted in some movies or something.

Ava Gardner
If your grandfather preferred women with a bit of mystery, Miss Gardner was probably his pin-up of choice. With her sexy femme fatale attitude and looks, Ava Gardner could easily dominate you and you wouldn’t mind one bit. Yes, she was sexy, but she also had the acting chops and talent to back up that smoking hot face and body.

Jane Russell
Bring on the brunettes! Jane Russell started off as a model then signed a seven-year deal with Howard Hughes. She first starred in the 1943 film The Outlaw, and stole every scene with her voluptuous figure. Her 32D breasts were so flawless that her cleavage ruffled some feathers when it came time to seeing if the film would pass the Hays Code, which was responsible for deciding what was and wasn't acceptable in motion pictures.

Veronica Lake
Veronica Lake was born as Constance Frances Marie Ockelman and became yet another sexy femme fatale actress of the golden age of cinema. Blonde, petite (She was only 4’11) and crazy as fuck. Literally, she was crazy. Veronica Lake was diagnosed with schizophrenia, became an alcoholic and died penniless. We're not sure if the insanity makes her more attractive or less.

Bettie Page
Even though Bettie Page’s legendary pin-up status didn't hit its peak until after WWII, there was no way I could leave her off this list. In fact, Bettie's iconic photos are still probably being jacked-off to today, making her the only multi-generational jack-off material to make the list. The raven-haired Page truly laid down the groundwork for fetish photography by showing off her naughty BDSM side. Even to this day Bettie Page remains a pin-up icon. Just ask any dude at a rockabilly show with a giant tattoo of her on his arm.

Layne Hunters is a Boston born, certified organic, tomboy femme lesbian. When she's not creating smut for us, she's producing and writing films (of the non-humping variety). She has worked as a blogger for numerous websites, and as a copywriter for the wine and spirits industry. Yes, she can get free booze. No, she will not hook you up. Listen to her shenanigans at hourofthunder.podomatic.com